But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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