I wish I only lived at night.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
