What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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