I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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