That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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