Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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