We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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