Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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