Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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