My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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