We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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