I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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