it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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