the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
home. puking in laundry basket.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
