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Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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