If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Help. Why am I so naked?
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