only if we run a train.
done.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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