can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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