btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize