About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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