You're completely useless in the revolution.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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