Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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