Don't you send me to vm
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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