Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This baby is an asshole
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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