and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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