She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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