no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
