You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
