i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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