And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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