The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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