i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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