is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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