Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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