you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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