i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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