What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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