I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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