What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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