Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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