Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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