dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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