I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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