It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
