His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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