I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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