I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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