My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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