C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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