dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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