If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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