why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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