I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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