Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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