apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
tell me about the fingering
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